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  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
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becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

(via peanutbutter-and-hellajelly)

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tr0ye-0ak13y:

the-fangirl-empire:

doctorinapolicebox:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

captainkittycatsam:

captainkittycatsam:

This is Tumblr

It will change your life forever.

I think this is the most notes i have seen on one of my post.

This is so beautifully accurate

and i love how it’s dan.

we are all dans in the end

this is perfect

(Source: danisnotonfiirre, via savanaugh)

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stormer-in-harveytown:

princessesofchina:

lorenyo:

deathwillneverconquer:

Chris and Guy talking about their relationship

OH MY GOD

“follow me babe” omg

THIS IS THE BEST THING THE COLDPLAY FANDOM HAS EVER PRODUCED

"Well…his butt" 

(Source: ohstarfish, via my-separate-sky)

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gartersandmirrors:

elationandecstasy:

littlebanana77:

jollyrogers777:

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

Ha!

Omg it’s babies!!

oMg too cute!

baby skunks!

(Source: todaunafriki, via we-never-smile)

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silver-emerald:

"What kind of fanfiction do you like best?"

silver-emerald:

"What kind of fanfiction do you like best?"

(via yourmatesprit)

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slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

(via savanaugh)

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i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

(Source: addelburgh, via parachutes-ghoststories)

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My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

(via shiftingwolf)